Draft Charter Of The Gluten-Free Cookie Federation

The following is published for GF Cookie Federation review:

1. Whereas, a long time ago, this band of gluten-free wannabes found cookies, gluten-free cookies;


2. Whereas, this growing mob realized there were more than just cookies, gluten-free cookies;


3. Whereas, in this 21st-century embarkation we will stick together as we chatter, chew, and stick like glue to our health.

Make no mistake, celiac disease is serious medical business. It is not a lifestyle choice.

As a freewill member of the Gluten-Free Cookie Federation, we pledge to avoid, to the best of each of our abilities, the siren call of that ubiquitous molecule which reeks havoc within our vessels.

Official Birth Announcement

The Gluten-Free Cookie Federation
formally, publically, and officially announces
the existence of itself
on this fine day, the 11th of May, in the year 2007 AD

Said Federation is devoted to all things gluten. Or rather, all things free of gluten, which is to say, albeit not exclusively, of the food and drink category, the eating and drinking of which, by you, is not mandatory. This is not to imply that there will not exist talk of gluten-free pop culture, home renovation, and/or Uilleann bagpiping.

Long live the Gluten-Free Cookie Federation!